rehabbed:

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

(via groudon)

I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me. 

(via genericbrands)

multipack:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

(via bro-shit-happens)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared

(via the-party-scene)

zaymmaliks:

SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR

(via sluttymachine)

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(via caesicius)

graysea:

Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport

old sport

(via soundofharrysvoiceontape)

less-than-one:

Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

(via blackmormon)

truuunicorn:

being insecure fucking sucks because people always think you’re saying shit for attention or to get compliments but I don’t want attention because attention means more people noticing my flaws and I don’t want compliments because I don’t even know how to take them

(via w-a-k-e-meup)